That's It, I'm Moving to San Francisco

That's where all the cool startups hang out like this one, Rubyred and their Monday morning cereal parties.

First off, why would you want to do anything on a Monday morning that involves talking/hanging out with a bunch of people you don't know? Isn't that what the weekend and for?

Secondly, here in New York, we spend our weekends on the lookout for creatures like B-List celebrities, not thinking about our Monday morning cereal social.

The moral of the story: Cereal may get the peeps over at Adaptive Path to your office, but we're gonna use beer and wine to snag Gawker!