Ummmm, yeah

Growing up, I had a book called "Things Not to Do Today".

It was aimed at kids, so it didn't include stuff like this. But I'm pretty sure this would have to be number one of my list. Anytime the words "severed organ", "several knives", and "Taser" can be used to describe your day, chances are things aren't going so well for you. I could actually see something like happening near my apartment, given the wackos you see walking up and down 14th St.

I think this sums it up best:

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own,"

You're gonna have to get the details yourself....this is a family blog.