Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

The best part of last night's American Idol was the pained look on the David Foster's face as he worked with some of the contestants. Just priceless.

And now, an open letter to Kellie Pickler...

Dear Kellie,

PACK IT IN!

TIME TO GO!

YOU IRRITATE ME!

YOUR MAKEUP IS TERRIBLE!

YOUR HAIR IS WORSE!

YOUR ACT IS TIRESOME!

YOU CAN'T SING!

Love,

MrShafrir

And now, a song for you:

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

A few random thoughts about last night:

- Katherine Mcphee looked great. Plus she had a wardrobe "malfunction" when a button on her dress popped open, revealing a lot more leg than she probably intended. I didn't agree, at all, with the judges criticism of her. It could be that Whitney's "I Have Nothing" is one of my favorite songs of all-time, but I thought she did a pretty good job. It certainly wasn't the hack job the judges made it out to be.

- Paula Abdul crying over Elliot Yamin. I don't have anything to say about that. Stunned silence, really.

- I thought the double-barreled guitar attack with Chris Daughtry was a little heavy handed, especially with both of them plucking along Mariachi-style, but overall his performance was solid (as usual).

- The bottom 3? I'm going with Pickler, Paris, and, in a surprise, Taylor. Of course, it's probably going to be Mcphee, but I refuse to contribute to her demise by placing her in the MrShafrir.com bottom 3. Pickler, whooooaaaaaa SEE YA!