This is a True Story

There's a ton of static electricity in my office. So much so that basically no matter what you touch, you get a slight shock. I'm at the point where even at home, I flinch before touching the doorknob.

Anyway, today on my way to the breakroom, I inadvertantly brushed up against the frame of the door. Not a big deal you say?

Ah, but the touch point of that fateful brush was my right nipple (under the shirt). Ever been shocked in the right nipple? Didn't think so. Neither had I, and it killed.