Someday

For as long as I can remember (like 7th grade or so), I've been a Mariah Carey fan. So much so, that my mom, to this day, refers to her as "my girlfriend". I even owned her self-titled debut on tape.

I've stood by Mariah through thick and thin, including her divorce from Tommy Mottola, her infamous meltdown on TRL a few years ago, and her disaster of a movie, Glitter. Her episode of Cribs is a personal life highlight of mine.

And yes, I know that tickets for the Emancipation of Mimi tour went onsale this morning. And yes, I sat long and hard at my computer thinking about buying a pair. But alas, I passed this time. Mariah, we will meet someday soon, Emancipation of Mimi tour or no Emancipation of Mimi tour.