Ummm, I think you forgot something...

So you're on a nice weekend shopping trip with the lady. You know "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time." That kind of trip...

Anyway, you get home, unpack your stuff, and find two 50-pound bricks of pot and 3 kilos of coke. Instant party!