Mmmmmm, beer...

We like to work long hours at TheLadders.com and then get our drink on.

Not all that out of the ordinary.

Except there's this divey bar around the corner, Antartica, that sponsors "Name Night". Basically, if your name is up on the wall behind the bar, you drink for free that night. The names are determined well in advance of the actual night and published on a calendar.

That calendar applies to everyone but us. We've poured a lot of money into that bar, dammit, and they repay us by giving us an open phone line, a magic marker, and the ability to call 5 minutes before going over and add whatever name we want to the wall. Cheers to you Antartica!