Dear Memorial Day

If there is a good reason it's costing me $220 to get to Boston and back to NYC (without getting airborne at any point), I'm guessing you have something to do with it.

Let's break this down Mastercard style:

Golf on Saturday with the old friends: $95 (greens fees, multiple beers on the course not included).
Wedding gift: $100 (straight cash, homey)
Hotel for the wedding: $70
Getting to Boston and back: $220
Taking a bus back to Boston at 6:45 PM on Friday night leaving from midtown NYC: Frickin' PRICELESS.